真他媽的！

從基隆到台北上班
基本上沿途會經過
八堵-七堵-六堵-五堵-汐止-南港-松山-八德路-公司中繼站-長安東路-松江路-分行
整段路飆車也要大概一個小時左右

這一段時間是八德路的交通黑暗期
因為在蓋捷運
不過還好南港的在地人繼宗之前教我走松河街取代八德路
讓我不用飽受八德路塞車之苦

每天騎車上班的結果就是常常看到車禍
平均兩三天就一次
甚至有時候一天還可以看到兩次
真的很危險

今天在松河街也發生一起車禍
小貨車撞上小轎車
車上的人員應該都平安無事
只有小轎車的後座玻璃整片碎裂而已

每次看到車禍後我都會稍微收斂一點
沒想到後來在松江路上會看到第二次車禍

那時候我已經快到分行了
就看到一台機車躺在公車旁邊
地上還有一攤血跡
血跡旁邊還有另一攤紅紅的不知道是什麼東西...

雖然我沒有看到現場
但是殘留的景象還是令人怵目驚心...

後來我跑去問隔壁打119的管理員
他跟我說
"摔車的是一個女生 好像是先壓到之前修路的水溝蓋摔倒
後來跟上的公車反應不及 壓到她的臉拖行了十公尺
剛開始還是清醒的 過沒多久就倒下去了..."

那時候幾個警察在現場蒐證
過沒多久管理員又跟我說
"警察他們說 好像情況不太樂觀..."

早上八點多上班時間
騎著一台白色的天鵝
應該是要趕著上班的年輕人吧
就這樣碰上一次車禍...

幸運的話 女生的臉跟心理都要重建
不幸的話 就...

古人認為 造橋鋪路是大善人
原來現在 飛機滿天的時代
把路舖平還是一件相當難的事情
我們的市長還是只會震怒而已 （新聞連結）

幹他媽的那些靠工程污錢的官員還是承包商
你們最好祈禱自己家裏不要死人
我他媽的知道這樣講話沒口德
但我希望你們把錢放進自己口袋之外
拿出一點來可憐一下每天用路的駕駛人跟行人

如果說硬要每天東挖一坑西挖一坑
如果台灣的技術不能做到動工一次就完成整個區塊的設施
如果政府不能把溝蓋設置的地方規劃好
那是不是可以盡量把路舖平？

藍綠 弊案 貪污 醜聞
上面的人在作這些事情
我們下面的人卻還要擔心
每天出門會不會掛掉

真他媽的！

Lil' Allen

有肚子耶

每天洗澡前我習慣照一下鏡子
看看萊卡內衣底下的胸肌有沒有一天一天的茁壯
但是今天我發現一個驚喜
那就是...

我有點肚子了耶！！！
酷！

不枉費我最近找到機會就吃
一直吃 死命的吃
終於在肚子的邊邊冒出一點肉來
:D

話又說回來
會不會到最後我只有長啤酒肚
其他的地方還是一樣瘦
嘖嘖...
再觀察觀察

Lil' Allen

陽光的勒

雖然家庭日害我要早上五點半起床很靠北
但是值得開心的是 不用再下班練舞了
上一次那麼早起
應該要追溯到三年前在學校打球的時候了...

不爽歸不爽 還是要好好的梳妝打扮一下
昨天早上的天氣很冷 我卻穿短褲
邊騎車邊想 今天是不是選錯褲子了
不過沒想到後來太陽卻是這麼大

許久未出現的太陽眼鏡.背包也派上用場了

今天也特別邀請到了精美的正妹來到現場
雖說是邀請 但是我這次會來參加跳舞
有一大半的原因她要負責
因為她要來當間諜 看這次承辦活動的公司弄的好不好玩
義氣相挺之下 沒想到搞到我了

話說回來 今天的太陽真的是有夠毒辣
雖然可以看到我今天多麼陽光
但是陽光男孩還是敵不過陽光
被曬傷了...
這也是幾年前打小雞杯曬傷後 睽違已久的曬傷

活動結束後
我就跟精美的正妹（好傻好天真）去西門町玩耍
一邊走一邊街拍


好看的戒指要去哪裡買～～～ 東區～～～

YO~~~
我是陽光男孩
以後再也不要參加奇怪的活動了

老闆 以後不要再問我了優～～～

好傻好天真 以後不要再搞我了優～～～

Lil' Allen

眼睛快闔上了優～～～

跳舞好煩
好想睡覺

剛剛快樂星期天的第一任女主持人有來分行
她也順便來找我簽了份文件
所以我現在有她的簽名了

有了簽名還不夠
上面還有她的蓋章

有了蓋章還不夠
還留了她的聯絡方式

可惜她沒有很多時間跟我談話
否則我想問她
"妳當初為什麼要趕走巫啟賢？"

Lil' Allen

不要叫我打電話問她
我是俗辣 只敢打嘴砲 不敢問...

撐一下

月底要到了
所以這禮拜很累
公司又搞了一個鬼家庭日
下了班之後還要去內湖跳啦啦隊

這禮拜過後
應該會輕鬆一點了
再撐一下... :(

Lil' Allen

P.S 上班的路上遇到一個駕駛殘障機車（裝輔助輪）的騎士
車速很快 很會鑽 很威猛
可以說是人殘心不殘嗎？ 冏

Limp Bizkit - Boiler

Good music
Meaningful lyrics
Crazy video
Great song!

Limp Bizkit - Boiler


歌詞值得一看

Waaaaaaaaaaaa...
Waaaaooohhhhhaaaaaooo
Looks like imma do everything myself,
Maybe I could use some help,
But hell, if you want somethin' done right
You got to do it yourself.
Maybe life is up and down, (but)
My life's been what 'til now?
I crawled up your butt from hell.
And that's when things got turned around.
I used be alive, now I feel pathetic.
But now I get it,
What's done is done,
Just leave it alone, and don't regret it.
Sometimes...some things...turn in...to dumb things.
And thats when you put your foot down.

[chorus]
Why'd I have to go and meet somebody like you? (like you)
Why'd you have to go and hurt somebody like me? (like me)
How could you do somebody like that?
Hope you know that I'm never coming back. (never commin' back)

Looks like imma do everything myself. (everything myself)
Maybe I could use some help,
But hell, if you want somethin' done right
You just do it yourself. (got it? )
Maybe life is up and down. (but)
But my life's been what 'til now? (got it? )
I crawled up your butt some how. (got it? )
And that's when shit got turned around. (got it? )
I used be alive, feel so pathetic.
But now I get it,
What's done is done,
I know, you just leave it alone, and don't regret it.
Sometimes...somethings...turn into...dumb things.
And that's when you put your foot down. (put your foot down)

[chorus]
Why'd I have to go and meet somebody like you? (like you)
Why'd you have to go and hurt somebody like me? (like me)
How could you do somebody like that?
Hope you know that I'm never coming back. (never comin' back)
Why'd it have to go and be somebody like you? (like you)
Why'd you have to go and hurt somebody like me? (like me)
How could you do somebody like that?
Hope you know that I'm never coming back. (that I'm never comin' back)

Depending on you is done. (is done)
Giving to you is done. (is done)
No more eating, no sleeping, no living,
It's all just more giving to you and I'm done. (and I'm done)
Depending on you is done. (is done)
And giving to you is done. (is done)
No more eating, no sleeping, no living,
It's all just more giving to you and I'm done. (and I'm done)
The hiding from you is done!! (is done)
The lying from you is done.
No more eating, no sleeping, no living,
It's all just more giving to you and I'm done. (and I'm done)

[chorus]
Why'd I have to go and meet somebody like you? (like you)
Why'd you have to go and hurt somebody like me? (like me)
How could you do somebody like that?
Hope you know that I'm never coming back. (that I'm never comin' back)
Why'd it have to go and be somebody like you? (like you)
Why'd you have to go and hurt somebody like me? (like me)
How could you do somebody like that?
Hope you know that I'm never coming back. (that I'm never comin' back)

Why?
Whyyyyy? !!?
(you've been soooo..)
(you've been soooo..)
Whyyyyyyyyyyyy? !? !?
Whyyyyyyyyyy? ? !!?
(you've been sooo..)
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? !?
(you've been sooo..)
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy? ? !
Why?
Why?


Lil' Allen

Kid Rock - Cocky

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Kid Rock - Cocky


So what, say how, say who, fuck what, fuck me? fuck you
They say I'm cocky, and I say What?
It aint braggin' motherfucker if ya back it up
Dont you know? Talk fast, pimp slow
You got a Bently? Wow!
I got jets with wet bars and trucks with gold plows
Baby I'm sick of gettin ripped off
So pissed 'bout to be pissed off


Lil' Allen